Rev. Gregory Malia, the hero party priest defrocked by the church for being too awesome, is being investigated by Pennsylvania state regulators for insurance fraud at his hemophiliac health care business. Dom P does too thin the blood! [Morning Call]

Party priest and American hero Gregory Malia was defrocked for being too cool for church, but his partying don't stop yall! He's made his way to Palm Beach, where champagne supplies are in danger: