On Sunday afternoon, 22-year-old Jorge Daniel Silva and his wife invited another woman over to their place for some menage a trois action. Hot! Except not, because Silva—who apparently has no idea how threesomes work—allegedly "freaked out" and ended up getting arrested on felony charges.

Turns out he only had sex with one Miss Universe contestant, because the world still can't tell Asians apart. At least, so says threesome-haver, sex tape-maker, and Miss Trinidad and Tobago-dater Wyatt Gallery.