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Peanut Butter and Jelly Burglar on the Loose

Lauri Apple · 07/30/11 02:47PM

With so many of America's criminals going the "violent psychopath" route—an overdone schtick if there ever was one—it's nice to hear about a burglar who sounds as though they derived stylistic inspiration from illustrated children's books. This person's even vegetarian-friendly.