Once the GOP is done "firing" Speaker Nancy Pelosi (in 23 hours), Michele Bachmann will repeal health care reform with this one-page bill. Anything to rile up the rubes. Romney's probable 2012 platform: magically making the scary future go away!

Michele Bachmann, the batshit-crazy Republican congresswoman from Minnesota, is either illiterate or so sick of the liberal conspiracy to take over the US that she's started her own country, called 'Amarica' (on Yahoo searches at least). [DCeiver's Twitter]

Tonight on The Joy Behar Show, Kathy Griffin sat down with Behar to discuss her recent trip to protest the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. During the interview, Griffin described a rather creepy run-in she had with Michele Bachmann.

The CBO says the health care reform bill will reduce the deficit by many billions and cover many millions. It will be voted on on Sunday. Then a mobs of angry white people will probably form around the country.

In the "Crazy Lady is Crazy Like a Fox" dept., Representative Michele Bachmann has stopped telling constituents to be scared of the census—because if Minnesota loses a seat, it'll be her district that goes.

Lloyd Grove reports that Susan Sarandon's mom was surprised to learn of her daughter's split with Tim Robbins, and that, according to mom, Susan has not since hooked up with the her ping-pong friend Jonathan Bricklin. Also:

If only it were as simple to count everyone in America as "One, two... three hundred million." Nope. It's still about four months away, but the 2010 Census is already under attack by people wracked with existential angst.

Sadly, no pictures, but Sarah Palin signed a copy of her book for Minnesota Representative Michele Bachmann. She wrote, "Michele, we love you." This does jeopardize our Lost Highway Balthazar Getty/Bill Pullman theory of those two, a bit.

Everyone is paying so much attention to one crazy liar lady that they have forgotten all about the other one, the one who still holds elected office! Thankfully, Michele Bachmann is stepping up the crazy.

A bunch of angry white people are yelling at members of Congress right now — both for and against healthcare reform. It's a good thing the Capitol complex has tunnels underneath it so members can avoid these filthy common people.

If imitation's the highest form of flattery, what's the action figure? The pint-sized likeness, once dominated by the likes of G.I. Joe, has become playground to the political elite. And now Michelle Obama's joining the plasticine ranks.

A Connecticut company successfully trolled for blog links by distributing pictures of a Michele Bachmann "action figure." It's wearing giant platform shoes and looks a little like... Demi Moore, maybe? The eyes could be crazier.

Even though the "Values Voters Summit" was just last week in DC, Conservatives had themselves a "Take Back American Conference" this last weekend. This one sounds even crazier.

Here is a video of various popular television news show hosts and elected officials—well, Glenn Beck and Michele Bachmann (R-MN)—explaining that the census was part of a plot to round up patriotic Americans and place them in internment camps.

Prepare for a bipartisan orgy of political posturing and apocalyptically awful punditry this weekend, as Barack Obama hits the Sunday talk shows while a bunch of Teabaggers pray for Jesus to come home at the Values Voters Conference.

Back in April, congresswoman Michele Bachmann said that President Obama wanted to send American children to mandatory "reeducation camps." That was her completely reasonable response to increased funding for AmeriCorps. Guess what her son just joined!

On the one hand, Alex Jones is a (terribly entertaining) unhinged conspiracy theorist who rants about the New World Order and FEMA Concentration Camps and produces crazy movies about how 9/11 was an inside job and how Barack Obama is basically Hitler. All of this is well and good for a late-night radio talk show host! But for an elected member of the House of Representatives to appear on his show might strike some people as a sort of implicit endorsement of his more outre beliefs.

Brad Graham has a book out Tuesday on Donald Rumsfeld titled, By His Own Rules: The Story of Donald Rumsfeld. In an excerpt from the book in this week's Time, Rumsfeld blames the liberal media for cultivating his poor image.

What's crazy Representative Michele Bachmann up to, these days? Oh, just saying crazy things, in Congress, where she is an elected representative of the people, and a legislator. Today: America is like "the commercial movie 'Titanic.'"

Republican leaders are getting together next week for "an extraordinary special session" where they'll be meeting to ratify a resolution to rename the Democrats as the "Democratic Socialist Party." Yeah.