Here's a trailer for The Lady, French director Luc Besson's new biopic of Burmese opposition leader and Nobel Prize-winner Aung Saan Suu Kyi. And if you're going to make a movie about one of the world's most famous nonviolent activists, why not cast one of the world's most famous martial arts movie stars?

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As long as the movie studios keep releasing trailers for their giant-budget, crashy, explosion-fests on the weekends, I'll keep posting 'em. This week. it's The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. This one's got Jet Li! Much more importantly, it's got Michelle Yeoh.