Count the horrifying images forever etched into your memory. Mickey quite literally spanking a wiener. Minnie as exotic dancer. Mickey suffering disturbing facial mutilation. Guess there has to be a first for everything.

Slate blogger and union-buster Mickey Kaus is running for Senate in California. It's kind of a gag—he doesn't expect to win. But we'd like to make it a realistic experience for Mickey, and we need your help.

Anna Wintour told Oprah that she needed to drop at least twenty pounds to be featured on the cover of Vogue and Chase Crawford is set to star in the remake of Footloose.