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Mike Bloomberg Somehow Noticed a Million Bucks Missing
Hamilton Nolan · 06/14/10 02:12PMWhy Did We Almost Get Blown Up? Some Possibilities.
Max Read · 05/04/10 03:05AMMike Bloomberg Will Spend as Much Time in Bermuda as He Wants, Kids
Hamilton Nolan · 04/26/10 09:21AMEd Skyler to Go Get Rich Now
Hamilton Nolan · 03/30/10 10:07AMGawker's Least Popular Posts of 2009
Gabriel Snyder · 12/31/09 12:21PMThe One Where Joe Jackson and Everyone Else Is or Has a Dick
Foster Kamer · 11/07/09 11:00AMNYC Considering New Front in Smoking War
Andrew Belonsky · 09/14/09 11:00PMA Shot At Punitive Damages With Tila Tequila Season Ends Abruptly
Foster Kamer · 09/12/09 10:00AMTinsley Mortimer, Reality Star?
Andrew Belonsky · 09/11/09 05:00AMBloomberg Selects Someone Even Worse Than Him to Secretly Run City
Pareene · 04/10/09 12:25PMLook how great this Ed Skyler guy is, with his Batman-esque crime-fighting work:
Mayor Bloomberg: 1291 3rd Ave
Valerie Flame · 02/20/09 03:17PMDon't Worry New York Media, Bloomberg's Study Will Save You
Hamilton Nolan · 11/05/08 02:23PMNew York City Mayor-for-life Michael Bloomberg is bringing his Midas touch to the ailing media industry! In the form of a year-long study sponsored by the city. It's not that Bloomberg, who got rich running his own quasi-media company, has a soft spot for newsprint; it's that there are 160,000 media jobs in NYC, according to the Observer, and it would be beneficial for the municipal tax base not to allow them to crumble away in the face of a changing economy. The question is, can the city actually do anything about it?
What Happened To New York: A History Of The 00's So Far
Choire · 12/31/07 04:59PMClick to viewAll those people—such as myself!—who complain about what New York City is like today? Too much anecdote, not enough fact. What really happened to New York City? I thought of one way to find out. Over the last month, I have read the Metro section from each issue of the New York Times—starting in mid-2000 and ending with today's paper. Here's what I learned.
'The Atlantic' Attempts A New York Party, Bombs
Joshua Stein · 11/09/07 12:40PM
Last night, the D.C.-based Atlantic magazine celebrated 150 years of thought at the Kimmel Center Loading Dock at N.Y.U. In a striking display of awful judgment, the VIPs (Arianna Huffington, Moby, the Mayor) were allowed (forced) to mingle on stage. The poors sat in chairs in the auditorium and watched. Jared Kushner was either wryly funny or a dick. Porn queen Robyn Bird went unrecognized by Robert DeNiro and Boykin Curry claimed he doesn't rent his island paradise to whores. God, 'Ad Age' even turned against local goddess Patti Smith. Richard Blakeley was there to tell us what social apartheid looks like. That's satirist P.J. O'Rourke trashing the party from the stage, by the way. Welcome to the social disaster of the season!
Bloomberg Confesses He Still Moonlights At His Day Job
Choire · 10/05/07 08:20AMThe lil' ladies suing both Mayor Mike Bloomberg and his company Bloomberg LP for being discarded after they became pregnant have claimed they knew the Mayor talked regularly with Bloomberg's CEO—despite the wee helicopter-flying oligarch's loud protestations that he has nothing to do with the company. Oh guess what? "After a week of distancing himself from the company he founded and owns," says the Times, "Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg said yesterday that he talked regularly to senior executives at the firm and was kept abreast of what was happening there." Please, can please everyone please not use "abreast" when writing about sex discrimination litigation please?
Bloomberg LP "Family Friendly" For Fratty 30-Something Guys
Maggie · 10/02/07 03:00PMGet Close To The Jew God, The Governor, For A Low, Low Price
abalk · 09/06/07 04:10PM"Hey, Hymie! Wanna get in on the best deal of the fall? Shh, c'mere. I've got a pair of tickets to the High Holiday services at Temple Emanu-El — you know, the one that Spitzer and Bloomberg go to — that I'm willing to part with at a major loss! You will not find a better deal than this all season, Jewish word of honor! Everyone knows that God only listens your prayers if you're praying alongside famous people! Don't be a schmuck your whole life, snap up these scalped temple tickets today!" Actually, we didn't even need to go with a joke on this one. The Craigslist pitch alone is enough.
abalk · 08/06/07 09:00AM
The Great Manhattan Steam Pipe Explosion '07
abalk · 07/19/07 08:20AMHere's the tally from yesterday's big bang: One dead, thirty injured (two severely). We're not sure what it says about where we're at when a statement from the mayor like this one is viewed as comforting ("There is no reason to believe this is anything other than a failure of our infrastructure") but there you have it. Oh, also, it may have rained asbestos all over midtown. Happy Thursday!