To the casual onlooker, Mike "Boogie" Malin leads an existence worth coveting: a self-made nightlife entrepreneur with first pick of the aspiring-starlet veal, Malin is perhaps most famous for quarantining himself on national TV and walking away from the experience $1 million richer. But there's an ugly underside to life in the Hollywood fast lane, strewn with suspicious growths, nights in Denver jail, partners accused of rape, and now, courtesy of Eater LA, this:

Because nothing says Christmas like the sound of a self-inking stamper ka-chunking the word "FILED" onto a criminal complaint accusing one of L.A.'s most high-profile nightlife impresarios of rape, we bring you this disturbing story: Last August, Skye-Anne Smith was an underage patron of local professional catfighting arena Les Deux. She claims Dolce Group co-owner Lonnie Moore, partner of Big Brother All-Stars winner Mike "Boogie" Malin, plied her with drinks, then led her to what she believed was the VIP area, but was actually a dimly lit "manager's lounge" equipped with a bed:

In noting yesterday that Geisha House and Ketchup mastermind Mike "Boogie" Malin had spent 15 hours in a Denver jail cell after allegedly assaulting a waitress while catching the fourth game of the World Series at a local sports bar, we realize we had nothing by way of hard evidence—no stained foam fingers, no eyewitness accounts of viciously administered wet-willies, not even a booking photo—by which to back up our claims. Fortunately, the mugshot-procuring-professionals at The Smoking Gun quickly came through with this handsome addition to the walls National Celebrity Mugshot Gallery, with its signature feature—an enigmatic, demi-smile—suggesting unfettered glee over the Red Sox's recent win tempered by a healthy dose of sheepish, waitress-groping regret.

It seems The Dolce Group restaurant impresario and Big Brother All-Stars $1 million-winner Mike Malin, whom last we checked in with for his weekly penile-wart singeing, wound up in a Denver jail cell after allegedly demonstrating a little too much enthusiasm over the Boston Red Sox's recent World Series victory. Eater LA has the scoop:

After a thorough examination by former BB housemate and best friend Dr. Will Kirby, Boogie is informed that he has contracted a genital wart (see it magnified 1000x at the 4:30 mark!), prompting the crossover reality star to immediately visit Sunset Tan to get the his penis spray-tanned back to a uniform, perfectly bronzed color.