An ambitious teenage go-getter spotted a bikini photo of his friend's hot mom on Twitter Wednesday and immediately decided she was a total MILR (a mom he would like to respect). With his heart full of pure intentions, he made a wager with his friend: If he managed to get 500,000 retweets, he'd be allowed to take her mom to prom and respect the heck out of her.
Chances are if you wanted to read contemporary classic Fifty Shades of Grey, you would have read it already.
It's a pretty safe bet that Prince Harry has some regrets about his recent Fear and No Clothing in Las Vegas romp.
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While the house was focused on LGBT issues last night, Ty was focused on Josh's hot mom. When Ty joined Josh on a trip to his hometown for a wedding, they instead found themselves on an express train to MILFadelphia.
The Times just can't seem to stop reminding us that the only thing people like to jerk off to anymore seems to be the work of aged porn stars like De'Bella, pictured (who we'd consider more of a Mom We Wouldn't Like To Fuck Even With Someone Else's Dick, but we digress.) A report in today's Business section confirms what we first learned on Sunday: old lady porn represents "the one area of huge growth" in an otherwise slackening industry. The culprit, as with most things, seems to be the goshdarned internets, but rest assured that DVDs aren't going anywhere anytime soon: in spite of the lack of growth, AVN Media Network Paul Fishbein still estimates the industry's revenues at $13 million billion. An "opponent of the industry" "gave a slightly smaller estimate of the size of the business," but we're sure Fishbein wouldn't exaggerate. And anyway, it's what you do with it.
