Remember Mini Daddy, the portly young child reggaeton star who became an internet sensation with his hit single, El Nino Mas Bonito? Did you know he had cancer? You're a horrible person for thinking he was horrifying! M.D.'s story, below.

The only good part is when he wears his sunglasses, because they don't even come close to fitting on his face. Grow into your face first, Mini Daddy.