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Story of Dumb Woman Not Winning Contest Becomes Tragic Tale of Political Oppression
Pareene · 09/18/09 02:45PMDid you know that God wanted her to be Miss Universe but then I guess God changed his mind and made her a martyr to political correctness instead, or something? It's true! But don't worry: "even though I didn't win the crown that night, I know that the Lord has so much of a bigger crown in Heaven for me." That's right: she is going to die and become Jesus.