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Mitt Romney and the GOP's Treason Whack-a-Mole
Mobutu Sese Seko · 05/09/12 03:10PMEven for conservatives, the Mitt Romney campaign provides a meeting point between high finance and low expectations. Now that the GOP nomination is all but officially wrapped up, Mitt is free to shake the Etch-a-Sketch, tack to the center and betray the perfectly reasonable people who wear felt hats, stockings and breeches to point out the villainy of, say, Head Start.
Mitt Romney's Case Against a Mitt Romney Presidency
Mobutu Sese Seko · 05/03/12 12:30PMAborting the Rebirth of Slick: Obama and the GOP's War on Cool
Mobutu Sese Seko · 05/01/12 01:33PMThis weekend, Karl Rove's mom-and-pop PAC, American Crossroads, took a couple shiny quarters out of its $100 million billfold and gave the world "Obama Cool," a political attack ad that accuses Barack Obama of being cool.
Winning the War Against Yesterday: Mike O'Hanlon's Afghan Mad Libs
Mobutu Sese Seko · 04/20/12 12:15PMEight days ago, the Wall Street Journal published another column promising a "stable Afghanistan" from the Brookings Institution's Michael O'Hanlon. It might as well have been assembled by playing Powerball. O'Hanlon cranks the hopper, opens the little cage and out comes another bromide: "Closer"! "Accomplishing"! "Goals"! "Exit Strategy"!
Romney and Bibi: Middle East Policy By Two Best Buds Walkie-Talkiing After Bedtime
Mobutu Sese Seko · 04/17/12 02:38PMTwo Sundays ago, the New York Times ran an article about Mitt Romney and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu. The two have known each other for about 35 years. They went through Boston Consulting Group's "boot camp" together. They "can almost speak in shorthand." They finish each other's sentences and once accidentally ate from opposite ends of the same long strand of spaghetti. Their lives are an endless geopolitical meet-cute: Romney wants to run the nuclear big-box store of the United States, but he has enough love in his heart that he'd never crush the beautiful Middle Eastern shop around the corner.
The Dog Whistle Has Sounded: How the Right Talks About 'Thugs' Like Trayvon Martin
Mobutu Sese Seko · 04/05/12 11:57AMOn Sunday, Bill Kristol, chronically incorrect steward of his daddy's magazine movement, dismissed liberals' and black activists' outraged response to the Trayvon Martin killing as "just demagoguery... mostly on the side of those who want to indict the whole society for this death." The following day, Rush Limbaugh said the response was "doing more harm to the black community than anything else." How blessed the black community must feel to have their best interests overseen by the living embodiment of everything wrong with white people.
Occupy Wall Street and MoveOn Go Together Like Woodstock and 1999
Mobutu Sese Seko · 03/27/12 11:45AMA funny thing happened in a New York Magazine blog post last Friday. In a piece on Occupy Wall Street's upcoming plans, reporter Joe Coscarelli made a little mistake. He wrote:
Death Games for Kids and the GOP's Kickin' New Sketchers
Mobutu Sese Seko · 03/23/12 02:30PMWednesday morning, a man working for Mitt Romney's presidential campaign described the transition from the primaries to the general election as "a reset button. Everything changes. It's almost like an Etch A Sketch."
Madness: The Afghan Massacre is History's Dial Tone
Mobutu Sese Seko · 03/13/12 12:03PMYou could be forgiven if, on learning of a U.S. Army Staff Sergeant executing 16 people in villages near Kandahar, you secretly wished that he was some virulent racist—a vicious dickhead who slipped through the vetting process.
Andrew Breitbart: Big Deal, Big Coronary, Big Corpse
mobutu & Gen. Ze'evi · 03/06/12 03:50PMThe Michigan Primary's Bumbling Duo: Failing Onward With Mitt and Rick
Mobutu Sese Seko · 02/29/12 03:27PMLast night's white glower rally in Michigan was supposed to tell us something novel and important, instead of mumbling vague phrases we've heard before. This time, we thought, a GOP primary vote would be decisive, recasting the narrative for the future, solidifying positions and increasing momentum.
How the GOP Primary Became a Contest Among America's Rich Drunk Uncles
Mobutu Sese Seko · 02/23/12 02:05PMThe after effects of the Citizens United ruling shouldn't shock anyone. Corporations were granted the ability to spend ungodly sums on campaigns, and guess what they're doing?
The Real Mitt is the Fake Mitt; or, How Romney is Like a Scooby-Doo Villain
mobutu sese seko · 02/21/12 11:15AMThis is America's Screaming Conscience, a new regular political column written by "Mobutu Sese Seko" and with illustrations by Jim Cooke.