A cleaning woman at an Italian gallery accidentally threw away thousands of dollars of art by New York modernist Paul Branca when she mistook his crumpled newspaper, cardboard, and cookie installation scattered across the floor for garden-variety trash.

The best part about Modernist houses is that you can totally see the sleekly-clad couple inside having passionless, clothed sex on their Le Corbusier chaise lounge. Used to be you'd have to hide out in the Connecticut bushes of some suburb for such a sight, but now, you'll be able to take in the sweatless sex on stage. "The Glass House," a new play by June Finfer, written about by Paul Goldberger in the New Yorkers' Talk of the Town, will bring (like it or not!) hot archisex to Lincoln Center's Rose Theater.