modest-proposals
What Reparations in America Could Look Like
Hamilton Nolan · 09/22/14 12:30PMIsrael Should Be in Germany
Hamilton Nolan · 07/23/14 12:43PMHamilton Nolan · 07/01/14 01:36PM
Idea: Instead of playing soccer, nations should fight with guns.
Should All Women Become Lesbians?
Hamilton Nolan · 06/23/14 03:36PMBring Crime Back to Times Square
Hamilton Nolan · 03/17/14 03:05PMWe Must Build a New New York City Somewhere Warm
Hamilton Nolan · 02/05/14 02:44PMLiquidate the Catholic Church
Hamilton Nolan · 11/07/13 01:13PMThe new Pope, Francis: great guy. He loves the poor. He's cool with atheists. He's even pretty chill about gay marriage and abortions. Yesterday's photos of him embracing a severely disfigured man were genuinely touching. Still, the best thing that this nice Pope could do would be to dismantle the Catholic Church.
We Must Make Parachutes Mandatory for All Air Travelers
Hamilton Nolan · 11/05/13 02:26PMIf you're anything like me, your favorite movie of 2013 so far is "Amazing Helmet-Cam Video of Skydivers on One Plane When Another Plane Hits Them," followed by Olympus Has Fallen. How many planes must crash into one another triumphantly before we accept that air travelers should all be wearing parachutes?
A Modest Proposal for the Future of Online Magazines
Hamilton Nolan · 11/29/10 01:03PMSmall Business ♥ Bankers
cityfile · 02/27/09 10:58AM"People need to be encouraged to start spending again," Michael Gross writes, especially the masters of the universe—such as John Thain, left—who made a mint during the boom years and then led us into this mess. So how do we go about doing that? Not by shunning them, or requiring them to take their fortunes and turn the cash over to the government. (It would probably be wasted on Citigroup anyway.) Maybe we could just force them to pump the cash into the local economy?