Heads up headphone users: This thing gets loud.

A new study by the tar-like, semi-edible spreadable substance from Britain, Marmite (huh?), explains why Mondays are typically depressing and what can be done to make the start of your work week less awful. Here's what we have learned from Marmite:

Unless you like hurricanes, there's a pretty good chance that the weather has completely bummed you out right in time for the work week to begin. We recommend two things to get your groove back: kitties and boobies.