"So Fox and Friends wanna put me down/Ask for my opinion/Twist it all around" — Selected lyrics from Hank Williams, Jr.'s new song (available for free here), in which he wonders "how you like... the United Socialist States of America."

Hank William Jr. has had it with the political correctness of the Hitler-ish ESPN sports television corporation. You will never hear his "Are you ready for some football" song on Monday Night Football ever again. He's refusing the to lend the economy his productive services, now, after being treated so badly for sharing his political views on Fox & Friends Monday morning. Either that, or he got fired.

Hank Williams, Jr., took to his website to apologize for his "dumb Statement" yesterday comparing President Obama to Hitler. "I am very Sorry if it Offended anyone," he writes. "This was Not written by some Publicist." You don't say, Hank.

Hank Williams, Jr., living monument to the irrelevance of genes in determining ability, appeared this morning on Fox & Friends to, as philosophe Steve Doocy put it, "break down the 2012 GOP field." And break down he did!

It's NFL Week 16, but ESPN's graphics department is still having issues. This clip from last night's MNF shows a couple of "lorem ipsum" teams rounding out the NFC playoff picture with records of 0-0. As if we wouldn't notice!