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Can Donald Trump Ever Be Too Stupid For His Stupid Supporters?
Hamilton Nolan · 10/22/15 09:08AMWow—You Like the Mets? Wow.
Hamilton Nolan · 10/12/15 10:45AMHamilton Nolan · 07/06/15 02:45PM
On the Confederate flag controversy: “Now come all these self-righteous liberals from cities such as New York, Los Angeles and Washington, doing what the Charleston shooter failed to do — sowing division and discord where none exist.”—Marc Thiessen, a white Republican who grew up in Manhattan and works in Washington.
NBC to Donald Trump: You No Longer Work Here
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/29/15 01:50PMUnivision Canceled Miss USA Because Donald Trump Is an Asshole
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/25/15 12:05PMDonald Trump, to be fair, says a lot of idiot things. And for the most part, people just ignore him until he tires himself out, as you might a child having a tantrum. But it looks like his idiot comments about drug-addicted-rapist Mexicans rightfully offended some people—Univision says they’re not going to air the Miss USA beauty pageant as long as he’s involved.
Drunk Idiot Accidentally Chops His Friend's Nose Off
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/23/15 07:55AM"English Only, USA!" Chants Dumb Guy Ejected From Kindergarten Concert
Hudson Hongo · 04/28/15 02:00AMRichard Cohen Calls for Perpetual World War
Hamilton Nolan · 09/09/14 12:45PMRick Perry, a Moron, Says Homosexuality Is Like Alcoholism
Hamilton Nolan · 06/12/14 08:10AMMoron Arrested For Posting Video of His Drive-By Assaults to Instagram
Gabrielle Bluestone · 02/20/14 10:00PMToday We Honor Columbus, An Inspiration to Cruel Half-Wits Everywhere
Ken Layne · 10/14/13 09:42AMFor centuries after his accidental discovery of the Bahamas, Christopher Columbus was a true hero of history. But then the alternative histories were published, and the colonization of the New World was revealed to be a nightmare of atrocity and terror. Still, we can learn something from this stubborn idiot who insisted until the day he died that Cuba was part of Asia.
Lacey Donohue · 10/02/13 09:39PM
Black Student Forced To Participate in Slavery Reenactment
Lacey Donohue · 09/19/13 06:01PMTwo parents have filed a human rights complaint against the Hartford school system after their 12-year-old daughter was forced to participate in a slavery reenactment on a class trip. Last year, Sandra and James Baker of Farmington, Connecticut sent their daughter, then a student at Hartford Magnet Trinity College Academy, on a four-day class trip to the Nature's Classroom program in Charlton, MA.
Tom Scocca · 07/15/13 10:54AM
Ken Layne · 05/13/13 06:03PM
"Of the 41 percent of Republicans who consider Benghazi to be the worst political scandal in American history, 39 percent are unaware that Benghazi is located in Libya. 10 percent said it's in Egypt, 9 percent in Iran, 6 percent in Cuba, 5 percent in Syria, 4 percent in Iraq, and 1 percent in North Korea and Liberia."
How a Building Super Foiled the NYPD's Super-Secret and Probably Illegal Dumb Surveillance Operation
John Cook · 07/25/12 09:57AMAfter 9/11, the New York Police Department in its manifest wisdom decided to start pretending that it was a global intelligence agency staffed by stealthy Jason Bourne types. In pursuit of its goal of spying on all Muslims, everywhere, New York's finest even crossed the Hudson River to New Brunswick, New Jersey, to establish a secret surveillance outpost because seriously there are Muslims literally everywhere. That little operation was foiled in 2009, though, when a super named Salil Sheth happened upon an apartment filled with surveillance equipment and Muslim literature and called 911 because he thought he'd stumbled upon a terror cell. The AP has just obtained the audio of the call.
Stupid High School Kids (and Teachers) Freak Out Over Wikipedia Blackout
Max Read · 01/18/12 12:08PMRick Perry Was a Horrible College Student
Jim Newell · 08/05/11 11:59AMNow we know why Gov. Rick Perry is aggressively trying to change Texas' state university system to one where teachers are paid by how much money they bring in, and students are treated like "customers": It's to take on revenge on the professors who gave him horrible, no-good, very bad grades during his college days.