mortality
Seamless Is Down and People Are Freaking Out
Ashley Feinberg · 08/29/15 09:11PMAt this very moment, all around New York City, grown, adult humans are gathered around empty plates, clutching morsel-less silverware and hurling epithets at a faceless brand on Twiter. The only sound: A grim busy signal pulsing through the speakerphone and the low grumble of stomachs. Eyes dart to the left, to the right, sizing up companions in terms of both strength and will to live. Tonight, Seamless.com is broken—and someone will have to die.
Modern Day Hamlet Finds Skull-Shaped Chip, Good Reminder We'll All Die
Dayna Evans · 04/22/15 03:30PMDeath is everywhere. Death is in the stars. Death is in our hearts. Death is in our headlines, our houses, and our food. Thought you could crack open a “packet of cheese and onion crisps” without staring down at your inevitable mortality? That’s what Dorset, England’s Barry Selby thought, too. But he was majorly wrong.
Little Girl Cries Because She Doesn't Want Her Baby Brother to Grow Up
Jay Hathaway · 07/30/14 08:39AMSadie, age 5, has just confronted the fact that her adorable baby brother won't stay a baby forever. His little baby smiles will soon become slightly-less-adorable toddler smiles. And eventually, the icy finger of death will beckon her, her brother, and all of us. Probably when we're a hundred.
American Lives Are Long, Unhappy
Hamilton Nolan · 07/11/13 03:21PMWomen Be Dying Younger
Hamilton Nolan · 03/05/13 11:55AMWhen My Mother and I Were Obsessed with Death
Maureen O'Connor · 05/13/12 12:45PMFor four years, my mother had a crippling fear of death. It started during her first bout with breast cancer. While recovering from her mastectomy, she insisted on driving my father to and from work, so that if he died in a car accident she'd be there to say good-bye. Nobody in our family was allowed to drive in bad weather, lest the vehicles hydroplane and we die. Christmas traditions were banned; anything that reminded my mother of the passing of time reminded her of death. She objected to my teen sleeping habits: "Just lying there all morning, like you are dead. How do I know you are not dead?" Chastised for her morbidity, my mother would snap, "You don't understand."
Unemployment Will Actually Kill You
Max Read · 04/06/11 06:38AMThe Ladies of The View Plan Their Own Funerals
Andrew Throdahl · 09/13/10 12:15PMNews that the catholic church is trying to ban pop songs at funerals cued Barbara, Whoopi and Sherri to share their dream funerals. I guess every girl has to dream? Watch the clip after the jump!
Mayor Bloomberg Grapples With Senate Race, Immigration, Own Mortality
Max Read · 06/30/10 05:30PMBetter Living Through Paralysis? Controversial NYU Prof Tony Judt Gives Lou Gerhig's Disease The Finger.
Foster Kamer · 01/09/10 11:30AMLiz Smith Is Not Going To London For This Tacky Memorial
Hamilton Nolan · 04/16/08 01:03PMOctogenarian gossip queen Liz Smith succinctly titled her recent blog post "I Read the News Today, Oh Boy: Who Still Cares? Millions Around the World Did. Some Still Do." What is she talking about? It has something to do with Princess Di. The memorial pictured is located in Harrods department store in London, commemorating the death of Princess Di and Dodi Fayed. Liz shares Dominick Dunne's opinion that their whole romance was just a big fraud! So why go all the way to London to see it, with the exchange rate being so bad? But then at the end she says that Harrods' Egyptian-themed escalator is worth an overseas visit. Liz Smith, I don't know what your point is, but you are a beautiful and mysterious gem, and someone really needs to buy you this t-shirt. [WowoWow]. Click through for bigger pics of both of Harrods' tacky memorials.