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Hillary Clinton Will Answer the Nation's Phone, For the Children

Pareene · 02/29/08 03:37PM

It's 3 a.m. and a telephone is ringing—do you know where your kids are? They are in bed! But who will answer their phone? It is terror calling, and when terror calls, who do you want to answer? You want MOM, that's who! That is basically all we can decipher from this awesome and totally 100% real Hillary Clinton campaign ad, about what to do when the world is calling from inside the house. Watch it yourself and cower in fear of a world in which HOPE LETS TERROR GO TO VOICEMAIL, after the jump.

Hill Buys Time On Lonely Lady Net

Pareene · 01/31/08 05:56PM

Hillary Clinton bought an entire hour of The Hallmark Channel for a "town hall event" the night before Super Tuesday. If she's really after the Jean Teasdale vote she should just appear on QVC. I'm sure they'll give her an hour for free! As it is, Hill will just upset everyone looking forward to Monday night's 7th Heaven repeat. [AdAge]