File under: things we wish we'd thought of first, but are glad somebody else did, because they're awesome. Here's Pun's Labyrinth, which takes Pan's Labyrinth and "translates" it in order to make hilarious, pun-tastic English captions. Watch and laugh inside.

This documentary profiles Kenny Shopsin's restaurant, a NYC staple known for their eccentric meals and even more eccentric owner. With food playing a secondary role, this film is an examination of family, philosophy and the changing New York neighborhood dynamics.

Facebook's ideal Facebook movie is one which depicts Mark Zuckerberg coding alone in his dorm room, the action climaxing in a bathroom break. But The Social Network has cocaine and boobs. What happened to Hollywood's age-old defense of the truth?

While the Facebook movie makes Mark Zuckerberg out to be a web 2.0 serial killer, the just-announced Google movie will offer a softer view of Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page. It will be, essentially, a 90-minute Google commercial.

The Expendables—starring your favorite '80s-90's action stars— topped the charts last weekend. But which member of the cast is tops when it comes to the number of people he's killed on screen in other movies? Amazing infographic inside.

On Wednesday, the E! network re-broadcast this archive footage of a young Scarlett Johansson hamming it up while promoting The Horse Whisperer. Seeing such a glamorous starlet depicted as a goofy, horse-obsessed teenage girl is really quite endearing.

The Last Exorcism comes out later this month, but the movie already has tons of online buzz, thanks to a genius marketing campaign involving a hot girl, unsuspecting teenage boys on Chatroulette, and the scariest bait-and-switch trick ever. Video inside.

Sometimes, movies contain no utterances of "Fuck." Other times, they contain a fuckload of them (hah). Have you ever wondered what the Top 12 movies, as measured by their "Fuck" frequency, were? The answer—via an awesome infographic—inside.

Douche of the Decade Joe Francis is threatening to sue Piranha 3D for showing "someone loosely based on Joe Francis" screaming bloody murder while piranhas tear his penis from his body with their rusty saw blade teeth.

Movies are full of cliches. The best way to illustrate this is to take every instance of one such cliche—like the "I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you" line—and create a supercut. Well... supercut inside!

The story: A Paramount exec sent an email to a coworker, it was intercepted by Sharon Waxman's Nikke Finke voodoo doll The Wrap, and now everyone has it. Basically it lays out their upcoming slate of movies, and it's bleak.

This leaked email from someone at Paramount Pictures and acquired by the Wrap shows us what they've got in the works.

It's the tale of Robin Hood, re-interpreted and filled with countless Jewish jokes. It's Mel Brooks' great 90s comeback film. It's 104 minutes of Cary Elwes in tights. It's...Robin Hood: Men In Tights.

This is incredibly epic: a never-before-screened scene cut from Return of the Jedi in which Darth Vader tempts Luke Skywalker to join the dark side, paired with footage of Luke constructing/activating his green lightsaber and officially becoming a Jedi Knight.

World's greatest mother Dina Lohan (aka yours truly) was on The Today Show this morning to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT about her daughter Lindsay's jail stint (completed) and rehab stint (in progress). Several times, things got heated. Videos inside.

The amazing people at Radiolab and Everynone have produced "Words," a video about the disparity between actions that are represented by the same words. How many connotations of "break" can you think of?

MTV News sent a correspondent to the premiere of Julia Roberts' Eat, Pray, Love—or "EPL"—to ask America's Sweetheart™ and her costars whether they were familiar with "GTL," or Jersey Shore's "Gym, Tan, Laundry" mantra. Here's what happened.

The recent Google deal that may end net neutrality got us thinking about Sandra Bullock's classic 1995 thriller, The Net. Specifically, what would a trailer for The Net look like if it was made today? We decided to find out.

11-year-old movie critic Jackson visited The Early Show recently to review summer films. While Jackson liked Ramona and Beezus (and "favorite" Toy Story 3) and loved Salt, he hated Inception for being "confusing." Uh, you're 11? The insufferable video, inside.

Google Street View is a wonderful tool/time-waster, but its pictures aren't always current. This becomes apparent on its movie theater marquees, like the 20 inside this post. Wanna see a Sci-Fi or comedy flick from years ago? You're in luck!