Since almost everyone seems to have decided Inception is the Citizen Kane of the 21st Century, I've decided to play devil's advocate.

Steve Buscemi's 2005 dark comedy follows the story of a failed New York City writer, Casey Affleck, who returns to his sleepy hometown to wallow in his own depression.

I can't wait to go see Inception this weekend, but all your chatter (thanks, Max) is threatening to ruin it for me. Can we set some rules about how to have a proper discussion about a hotly-anticipated film?

Wouldn't you know it—we're halfway through the year already. If you're already behind on 2010's major movies, read these five reviews from Deadspin's founding editor, Will Leitch.

Could Ferris Bueller have been imagined by Cameron? The Ferris Bueller Fight Club Theory says just that: Bueller exists in his best friend's mind to help him deal with his anxieties. Check the remixed trailer, with Pixies tunes to boot.

Casey Neistat sorts through all of the recent hullaballoo and presents a short film about what Facebook is and isn't. You could even call it a "Facebook status update."

Wake up, slumbering moviegoers! As you chew your buttery popcorn and enjoy Hollywood's latest "entertainment," The Kids Are All Right, your innocent children are being mentally imprisoned by gays. Sniffing coke and having gay sex, for kids? Andrea Peyser reports!

Every film directed by the legendary Andrei Tarkovsky is now available online, for free. Start with Andrei Rubelev.

In this awful movie clip, an Alabama high-school football team must win the state championship in order to save their school from closing. Their only hope? Enlist the help of Coach Schuler and his football commandments.

The director/actor/writer/producer with a cult following is back, promoting his new film. The teaser only shows Wiseau screaming and writhing in blood, but that's enough to get fans excited for the film's upcoming release at this summer's Comic Con.

Gawker.TV had the exciting opportunity to talk with director Ben Steinbauer and YouTube celebrity Jack Rebney before their movie, Winnebago Man, opened at Landmark Sunshine Cinemas on Friday evening.

The sun's shining, it's 100 degrees outside, and you hear the Ice Cream Truck jingle at least four times a day. It's officially summer. What better movie to re-awaken all of your deep-seated marine creature fears than Steven Spielberg's Jaws?

The award-winning film about "Angriest Man in the World" Jack "Winnebago Man" Rebney premiered at South by Southwest last year is finally getting it's limited release starting today. We have the first one minute of footage, so brace yourselves.

Celebrate Friday by dancing to the first computer-produced dance battle in a movie! From the film Lambada, the herald of the digital music nerds rocks his comp-sci class with help from an Apple II and a dancin' stick figure.

The Twilight Saga: Eclipse claimed its first victim when a man in New Zealand died during an afternoon screening. Was he murdered... by Taylor Lautner's abs? The autopsy will be carried out tomorrow to find out. [news.com.au via atlasfugged]

Parker Posey is all grown up in this debut from director Zoe Cassavetes, in which Posey stars as thirtysomething Manhattanite Nora whose life is droll until she gets surprisingly swept off her feet by a spontaneous Frenchman.

This video is a cinematic study of "man smacks," a social phenomenon that allows dudes to affectionately embrace in a totally-not-gay way. From I Love You Man to The Sopranos, we're not convinced that it's a legitimate thing.

Sixth Sense director M. Night Shyamalan has a new movie out. It's called The Last Airbender; it is apparently based on some kind of cartoon; and it really, truly sucks. Like, "4 per cent 'fresh' on Rotten Tomatoes" sucks.

[Former boxer Mike Tyson, who is just a weird, sad dude, wore a traditional Kazakh costume to the Astana International Action Film Festival in Kazakhstan, where he presented Tyson. Yeah, I don't really know, either. Pic via AP]

Here's a video listicle of the hundred best put-downs, insults, and slams in cinema. If you're feeling like you need some negative reinforcement today, this is the video for you. There's everything from Wizard of Oz to Glengarry Glen Ross.