Cocky Canadian Loud-Mouth Challenges Bear to Bluffing Contest Neetzan Zimmerman · 06/22/12 03:15PM Encountering a black bear in his backyard (while "taking a massive piss"?), intrepid Canuck Mr. Jangzter utters a few famous last words to an unseen friend: "He's a scraggly bear, man, he's not going to attack me."