This little boy knows muffins make the best breakfast, but he's not sure what the best topping is. Watch him try fish, baby food, cold noodles, even dinosaurs. What will he decide?

Things have gotten so bad that unpaid corporate interns are literally starving. Across America, interns are desperately prostituting their fresh young smiling faces in return for a single box of Little Debbie muffins, so they may live another day.