As if Jon Hamm didn't have enough to do starring in Mad Men as Don Draper, being dirty and funny in Bridesmaids, and maintaining the perfect amount of chest hair, he's now going to direct the fifth season premiere of Mad Men.

Google co-founder Larry Page is set to take over as CEO of Google when Eric Schmidt steps down on April 4th. He's already started instituting some changes to streamline bureaucracy in an attempt to help the massive company return to its startup roots. And according to the Wall Street Journal, Page doesn't want Googlers distracted during meetings:

You think it's easy being a Hilton? Think again.

Trainwreck and former New York congressman John Sweeney was charged with a DWI last night. He was not charged separately for having a 23-year-old woman on his lap at the time of the accident—but all in due time! In the last two years, the 52-year-old Sweeney has been through a nasty-ass divorce; caused the stranding of hundreds of skiers when he crashed into a tree at the bottom of a resort; been accused of domestic violence; gotten lit at an upstate fraternity; been embroiled in several ethics scandals; and lost his congressional seat. Guy's taking on the entire Kennedy family single-handed.