"Nail Polish May Prevent Date Rape." It's more inspiring if you don't read the explanation.

Nail polish: a weird product that girls buy. We may never know why. What we do know, thanks to actual statistics, is this: the Great Nail Polish Bubble of 2012 has burst. What gives, nailpersons?

Ever since HBO's Girls debuted this past spring, viewers have wracked their brains trying to identify precisely what about it they find slightly irritating and also which shades of nail polish best embody its characters.

Californians are ready to claw someone's eyes out after a report from state's Department of Toxic Substances Control (DTSC) found that several nail polishes billing themselves as "toxic free," were, in fact, toxic times three: they contained formaldehyde, toluene and dibutyl phthalate (DBP), also known as the "toxic trio" of chemicals.

For some insane reason, Justin Bieber his own line of nail polish called "One Less Lonely Girl." Actually, that's wrong—there it is completely rational: Bieber just sold 1 million bottles of the sticky stuff made by Nicole by Opi. Next up: Justin Bieber training bras.