Long-Rumored Marcia Cross Nude Photos Surface Online, Ushering In Second Golden Age Of Firecrotch Jokes
seth · 12/13/07 04:05PMThe Sultan of Sleaze David Hans Schmidt may be dead, but his less-than-gentlemanly legacy lives on: Like a sulphur bubble belched to the surface of the swampiest reaches of the internets, nude photos of Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross, taken by her husband and discovered in the trash by garbage men outside the couple's home, have materialized online.