A browse through Defamer's Craigslist Hall of Fame suggests a near-future when all of Hollywood's hopes, dreams and ambitions will be funneled directly through the classifieds. We've never been more certain than we were this afternoon, when an eagle-eyed tipster spotted a real genius — not one of these half-assed Uwe Boll types, but a guy who can actually spell "nanotechnology" — on the prowl for a very generous producer:

If you're the kind of status-obsessed schmuck who needs to drop $600 on an item that will be obsolete within a year, you'll still need to burn that cash: Apple is not coming out with an iPhone Nano, contrary to rumors. [Sydney Morning Herald]