Last time a cash-strapped college girl auctioned her virginity, bidding reached $3.8 million. This week, cyberchick "Unigirl" accepted a paltry $30,000 for hers. Welcome to ECON202: Comparative Studies in the Pricing of Hymen.

Virgin Records: If you thought inflation at the gas pump was bad, try entering the market for deflowering virgins; Natalie Dylan, who put her first time up for auction last month, has reportedly received bids ranging from $1 million to $3.8 million. Her pimp manager said more offers were expected, and that the highest bidder won't necessarily be the winner; charm, looks and someone who "seems intelligent" are among the criteria required from potential suitors. Assuming she'll take bids via text message and doesn't object to layaway, we might have just the guy for her. [Scandalist]