9 Pictures of a Politician Sucking a Dildo Attached to a Man's Nose Maureen O'Connor · 10/06/10 03:31PM Krystal Ball dressed as a naughty Santa at a party "right after college." Her then-husband wore a dildo on his nose and leash around his neck. Years later, Krystal decided to run for Congress in Virginia. Guess what happened next?