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Leah Beckmann · 06/05/13 10:29AM

Kate Winslet is the mother(-to-be) of Rocknroll. She and husband Ned Rocknroll are expecting a baby. May it be blessed with its mother's love of space and fire safety, and its father's cool tank tops.

It All Makes Sense Now: Kate Winslet's Marriage to the Man with a Clown Name Earned Her a Trip to Space

Cord Jefferson · 12/28/12 03:00PM

Remember when elegant British superstar Kate Winslet married a man who, like an idiot, changed his name to "Ned RocknRoll," and the whole world let out a collective, "Huh?" Today comes news that clarifies everything: Winslet's wedding gift, courtesy of RocknRoll's billionaire uncle, Richard Branson, is a trip to space. See? Doesn't this all make a lot more sense now?

Kate Winslet Married Someone Named Ned Rock'nRoll Earlier This Month

Taylor Berman · 12/26/12 11:09PM

If you're rich and famous, sometimes surviving a hurricane hell-fire on a private island can lead to true love. Such was the case with Kate Winslet and the amazingly named Ned Rock'nRoll. According to Winslet's rep, the couple were married earlier this month in a secret ceremony in New York. Completing the bizarre, disaster-born romance, the bride was given away by none other than Leonardo DiCaprio, her Titanic co-star.