After a crash early Saturday that killed one and injured four others including actor and comedian Tracy Morgan, a rep for Morgan is saying he will likely remain in the hospital for several more weeks. Kevin Roper, a truck driver for Walmart, has been charged in the accident with one count of death by auto and four counts of assault by auto.

This glowing fireball is not the coming of Harold Camping's apocalypse but the aftermath of a collision between a tanker carrying 8,500 gallons of gas and a minivan, which took place on the New Jersey Turnpike last night. Citizen journalist @MelissaJoann was there and filmed what she saw; this image is a still from her crazy-looking video.

New Jersey is so fucked, its Department of Transportation is considering selling off Turnpike rest-stop naming rights to generate extra cash. But which rest-stop names get cut, and which get kept? We figure it out.