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How To Cruise Guys

abalk · 09/04/07 01:37PM



Whether you're a disgraced United States senator forced to resign by your deeply homophobic political party or simply a curious, closeted straight man wondering about the rules of the road, you'll be sure to learn something in this instructional video on picking up dudes from Rod "Momo" Townsend. Warning: You will not be able to contain yourself from attempting "The Jazzhand Jizzdown."