Hey, Matt Drudge, we've got a "Liberal Elite" defector! During this evening's Piers Morgan Tonight, when Matt Damon was asked if he was "happy with the way that Obama has been running the country," the star replied, "Uh, no."

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a few minutes to update us on the latest Libya-related developments. Namely, Stewart focused on delusional Libyan dictator Muammar el-Qaddafi and his increasingly insane, completely nonsensical defenses for keeping himself in power.

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart brought us the very first edition of "Indecision 2012." Namely, Stewart focused on Republican presidential candidates—or the lack thereof, so far—and, specifically, the many issues surrounding Mitt Romney and Sarah Palin.

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart took a break from satirizing the day-to-day coverage on Fox News in order to take on another, unexpected target: CNN. Specifically, Stewart lambasted the network's increasingly random, trivial take on the day's news.

On tonight's Late Show freshman Tea Party Senator Rand Paul stopped by for an interview. On the whole, the discussion focused on politics—specifically, education, government spending, and tax cuts for the rich. Naturally, the two men disagreed.

Yesterday, President Obama told federal lawyers to stop defending the "One Man, One Woman" Defense of Marriage Act, a step forward for gays seeking equal rights. Tonight, Jon Stewart detailed the developments, and also unveiled a new Twitter account!

On Monday, Jon Stewart overviewed the chaotic budget showdown underway in Wisconsin. Tonight, Stewart continued his assault on Governor Scott Walker, and especially his less-than-appropriate statements today to a prank caller he thought was billionaire Republican operative David Koch.

Last week, the House of Representatives voted to defund Planned Parenthood, mainly because it provides abortions, even though its federal funding can't go toward abortions. Tonight, Jon Stewart tackled that issue and poked fun at some famous anti-abortion Republicans.

Have you been interested in knowing what all that fighting between unions and the Republican governor in Wisconsin was about, but too busy to actually look anything up? If so, then it's your lucky day! Here's Jon Stewart's summary.

A 6.3 magnitude earthquake hit Christchurch, New Zealand—the second major quake suffered by the city in the last five months—causing "multiple fatalities" and trapping hundreds of people inside buildings. The video above, which is somewhat graphic, shows some of the aftermath.

In 2007, several 9/11 "Truthers" infiltrated/disrupted Bill Maher's Real Time audience. Maher was pissed. But that's not all! During tonight's live taping, the program was again disrupted—this time by a lone screeching/shouting man. Again, Maher was pissed.

"Now I know why Venice is sinking—it is under the weight of Silvio Berlusconi's giant balls." So said Jon Stewart at the beginning of tonight's Daily Show, wherein he detailed the shocking, unrepentant behavior of Italy's Prime Minister.

On tonight's Daily Show—after bemoaning IBM-created Watson's Jeopardy! domination—Jon Stewart took on the task of balancing President Obama's $3.7 trillion budget. Before his attempt, though, Stewart was sure to point out hypocrisy on both sides of the aisle.

Tonight, Jon Stewart spent a few minutes discussing last week's Conservative Political Action Conference in Washington, DC. According to Stewart, it was basically one big—and incredibly bad—roast/stand-up comedy special, with tons of so-unfunny-they're-funny jokes by conservative favorites.

Tonight, Jon Stewart returned from vacation with a segment about the revolution in Egypt—or, more specifically, the media's reaction to it. From those trying to credit Twitter, to Fox News' post-revolution fear-mongering, and more, nobody was safe.

Tonight, Anderson Cooper—fresh from his headline-grabbing Egypt trip—stopped by the Late Show to chat with David Letterman about being beaten up by an angry, pro-Mubarak mob. "I don't recommend it," said Cooper. Neither do we. Leave Andy alone!

Local newscaster Owen Conflenti must have thought he was off camera while flipping the bird, but alas, he was mistaken.

Tonight, Jon Stewart broke down the latest developments (well, as of this afternoon) in the Egypt situation, from President Hosni Mubarak's defiant speech, to the recent outbreak of violence by pro-Mubarak thugs, to the attack on Anderson Cooper, and more!

Tonight, Jon Stewart confronted the conflicting view of many conservatives that America is both 1) the greatest country ever and 2) in deep trouble/not as good as many other countries. They're political hypochondriacs! (Glenn Beck is the worst of them.)

On tonight's Daily Show, Jon Stewart began to respond to Sarah Palin's idiotic response to President Obama's State of the Union address. As he did, though, Stewart realized—and then explained with evidence—that Palin may be... a Russian spy?!