Seriously people, Juggalos haven't gotten the recognition they deserve. They're like Libertarians but with more face paint, f-bombs, and threats of rape. Thanks to Juggalo news, we finally have a new juggavoice in the 24-hour news landscape.

Brought to you by a tag-team of morons doing their best just to get through the simple dialogue, the combination of illiterate journalist and an incompetent production team makes for one great newscast fail.

Former President Bill Clinton is already up and at 'em, just one day after having surgery to place two stents into his coronary artery. This afternoon, Clinton spoke to reporters and greeted various well-wishers outside of his Chappaqua, NY home.

Two announcers are breaking down the upcoming fútbol match between Gremio and São Luiz, (go Fightin' Rubros!) and one of the announcers goes down like a sack of potatoes. Why? The 39º Celsius (102º F) temperature may clue you in.

File under: WTF and DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING. Remember the Late Show ad starring David Letterman and Oprah Winfrey that aired during the 2007 Super Bowl? Well, they just did a reprise... with the addition of Jay Leno. Video, inside.

Well, this is ironic. Moments after criticizing President Obama as "charismatic guy with a teleprompter" at the National Tea Party convention tonight, Sarah Palin sat down for a Q&A session—and appeared to read notes written on her hand.

Tonight, The Soup took on KTLA's morning show by airing footage of its detailed (and pun-filled) reporting of a stray chicken that made Good Day New York's coverage of the mystery buoy seem like a a Peabody candidate. Video, inside.

Tonight, Brittany Murphy's mother and husband gave an exclusive interview to Larry King about the death of the actress. The whole thing was fishy, but one moment—in which the morning of her death was recounted—was particularly troubling.

Stars... they're Just Like Us! If we're hoarders, that is. On tonight's Insider, Niecy Nash visited Lindsay Lohan's home and exposed the troubled starlet as a scatterbrained keeper of pile upon pile of clothing, shoes and general junk. Video, inside.

History-making news anchor Katie Couric—beautiful gin dancer, certified anchorbabe—recently did a fashion photoshoot for Harper's Bazaar and she looks faaaabulous. She's got legs for days and arms to rival Michelle Obama's. (Mud wrestling, ladies?) Observe some video stills.

Today, Jon Stewart sat down with Bill O'Reilly for a frank discussion on a range of issues, the first part of which aired tonight. Inside, video of the highlights, including Stewart's opinions on President Obama's performance and Fox News' reputation.

This guy is at work, casually patrolling the internet for busty naked ladies, when he glances over his shoulder to find a national network broadcasting the news (and his porn) to Australia. Mind your own damn business, Australia. (NSFWish?)

And this isn't the first time Brooker has pointed out the secrets of television. He also showed the tips and tricks of video editing in reality television. And maybe if you wanted to write a nice diatribe about those two videos, you should follow the guidelines for an incendiary blog post. What's the point of even being a Journalism major anymore? Hahaha. That was a stupid question with an obvious answer. I'm sorry.

This probably won't end well. Following the President's State of the Union address tonight, Chris Matthews took to MSNBC's airwaves to declare that Obama is "post-racial," before stating, "I forgot he was black tonight for an hour." Update: Matthews "clarifies."

Mainstream media joined frenzied anticipation about the iPad today. What is it? What will it do? Will it change the way we live our lives forever? Turns out they were just as disappointed as we were.

Oprah Winfrey sat with Jay Leno yesterday for his first post-Late Night Wars interview, which will air on her show tomorrow. And if the two just-released promotional clips are indicative of the whole, the interview is not to be missed.

CNBC's coverage of the Apple iPad went downhill when a female anchor equated the tablet to the types of products that women use once a month. The male anchors couldn't hold back their distaste for the comparison.

Historically, Jay Leno hasn't shied away from speaking about his job status. Leno's statements over the last few weeks—full of jokes about NBC, Conan O'Brien and David Letterman—reinforced that characteristic. Recently, however, he's been unusually mum. What gives?

Last Friday, Conan O'Brien bid The Tonight Show adieu. Jay Leno will reclaim the "King of Late Night" title in March. But to understand the present, one must know the past: here's how we got to where we are now.

Conan O'Brien just closed out his final episode as host of The Tonight Show, and what a show it was: hilarious shenanigans, Steve Carell, Tom Hanks, Neil Young, a tearful statement of gratitude, and Will Ferrell with a mothereffing cowbell.