SportsCenter held a poll for "most beloved:" Brett Favre or Wisconsin cheese. Brieng it on, Favre. I bet you Cantel who was right. The vote was a feta accompli. Okay, we're finished.

Watch as between games, work crews transform New Meadowlands Stadium from Giants to Jets. It took 25 people moving pieces of turf weighing over 1,000lbs just twelve hours to complete the task!

Sunday officially rang in the new season of America's true past time. No, not football—laughing at silly sports mascots contrived antics. Ian Eagle, for one, is entertained.

If you're still unsure where you stand on Ines Sainz and the Jets locker room debacle, GMA reporter Andrea Canning got a few hard-hitting interviews with Jets fans, including Law & Order's Richard Belzer, about Sainz's "plunging neckline."

Ines Sainz continued her whirlwind media tour this morning, stopping by the CBS Early Show to again recount her Jets locker room story, with her charming accent in tow. Wait for the Deadspin shout-out at 2:07.

In what appears to be a new pre-game ritual, the Dallas Cowboys defense gathers around linebacker Keith Brooking for some game-time motivation. What follows can either be described as pure inspiration or plain hilariousness, you be the judge.

Did you catch the Saints' and Vikings' pre-game display of players-union solidarity last night? When retired NFL-ers Mike Golic and Marcellus Wiley discussed the demonstration this morning on Mike & Mike, Sh*t. Got. Real.

NFL Hall of Famer Dan "Danimal" Hampton, who is now a co-host on Pro Football Weekly, said this about the Minnesota Vikings playing in New Orleans: "The Vikings need to go down there and hit that town like Katrina." Oops.

Last night VH1 aired the season premiere of the train wreck that is The T.O. Show. When not focusing on destroying team camaraderie, the washed up receiver can't stop talking about balls and boxes.

Super Bowl XLVIII will be at the new, open-air Meadowlands Stadium in New Jersey. Way to ruin it for everyone, NFL. Now the big game will be about frostbite instead of leeching off an expense account in a warm climate.

Last night was football night and magazine night in America! New York hosted both the National Magazine Awards and the first round of the NFL Draft. Which one was better? Which was more embarrassing? Which had Anna Wintour?

The Indianapolis Colts were favored to win yesterdays Super Bowl everywhere from Vegas to the White House. But one woman wasn't buying it: Lisa Johnson has enough experience with voodoo to know that the Saints were unbeatable.

Samoan boys are 56 times likelier to go to the NFL than American boys. Rather than making it into a story, 60 Minutes could have solved this mystery in two words: They're huge.

A song made famous by a 62-year-old American Idol auditioner too old to qualify for the show has reached the exuberant ass-slapping hands of the NFL's oldest quarterback. No, he does not grasp the irony.

If there's one thing Hollywood loves it's a young overnight success. And if there's one thing Hollywood loves to destroy, it's a young overnight success. Congratulations Taylor Swift, the spotlight is yours.

Rush Limbaugh has been dropped from a bid to purchase the St. Louis Rams after the NFL commissioner said Limbaugh's "not what the NFL is all about." Wait—the NFL's not about white people buying and selling black people?

Rush Limbaugh's built his career on inflammatory comments. They're his bread and butter. But, sadly for him, they also foiled his plans to buy part of the St. Louis Rams. Don't worry, though, because it's Bill O'Reilly to the rescue!

In their prime, National Football League players are hailed as athletic heroes. Then the cruel hand of time turns glory into cerebral disintegration. And the League just shrugs in confusion.

Tila Tequila has mastered technological self-promotion. It helped her infect popular culture. Now, in the wake of her domestic violence drama with football player Shawn Merriman, she's back in the saddle to defend her name. But she really shouldn't.

That's choked, not choked on, which is what many a sports and pop culture fan are doing sometime during or after reading about this one. Tabloid Media, we present your new Domestic Abuse News Cycle: Tila Tequila and Shawne Merriman.