Today we saw some scintillating security cam photos of a pair of college hardbodies making sex atop a USC building. Yowsers! So we know what they were doing up there, but what were they saying? One commenter knows.

Today we listed the ten worst things that Starbucks has given us in its 40-year history, sparking lots of ranting about the evil coffee empire and all it implies about the world. Though a lone voice did break through the din and bring a message of positivity.