The coverline touting Michael Lewis's story in the December Portfolio reads "A New Breed Of Investors Think You Can Get Rich Without Really Trying. They May Be Right." Oh Portfolio. It is so cool you get to sit next to Si at the Conde Xmas party, but maybe hire a copyeditor.

Remember when manly-man long-shot Dem candidate Joe Biden called Rudy Giuliani "the most under-qualified man since George W. Bush to seek the presidency"? The Delaware senator cattily continued: "There's only three things he mentions in a sentence: a noun, and a verb and 9/11." Well, actually, "I" is a pronoun, so sorry, Mr. Biden, America's Bigamist is totally qualified to be president.

"He chronicles the foils of Hollywood's bad girls ..." Were we the only ones who read this typo in our print edition of yesterday's Times Styles section article about P*r*z H*lt*n and thought, "Well, true enough. Highlights, you know"? [NYT]

"[Kate Moss] just lost Burberry. Ask if it's her ongoing togetherness with druggy Pete Doherty, and you're told no. It's because her arms are beginning to look sinewy." Hi! Cindy Adams? We know it's hard to keep track, but the reason you're "told no" when you ask if Kate Moss's ongoing togetherness with druggy Pete is hindering her career is because of their highly publicized recent breakup. [Cindy]

Right. Valleywag's been called "ValleyWag" too much to ignore. A quick guide to Valley capitalization, spacing, and punctuation: