Is "J," the shirtless Aquarian photographer from Baltimore on MySpace, the same thing as Dr. Jay Parkinson, Williamsburg private doctor? Oh indeed it is. Do we still want him to palpate us in the basement of Northsix? Yes.

Sometimes we don't understand what Michael Moore is so hot under the collar about. Yeah, sure, it sucks that so many young Americans are uninsured. But the upside of this sad trend is that there are now niche doctors who specialize in treating uninsured 18-34 year olds, and often they have overdesigned websites and blogs! At least, they do if they live in Williamsburg—like Jay Parkinson, M.D.