That scary Tsunami that scared me and made CNN's Rick Sanchez freak out? Yup, it's canceled. Also, don't worry, the cast of Lost is going to be okay. Even the fat one. Also, stick around! More fun to come tonight.

There's a reason publicists are accustomed to marking the star of Meet Dave on Hollywood guest lists as "Murphy, Eddie; +/- 1," and never was it more apparent than at yesterday's premiere, where the PG-13-ghettoized actor was a last-minute no-show. A frustrated insider took to the DataLounge message boards to vent: