In addition to rolling out full-body nudie scanners in airports across the country, the TSA is now giving travelers the option of an "enhanced" pat-down. With the TSA's record of responsible behavior, what could ever go wrong?

Sometime in the "coming months," LaGuardia and JFK airports will get full body nudie scanners so TSA officials can see your genitals in a dark room on a computer screen. They can apparently detect bombs and drugs and stuff, too.

Some visitors to Marina Abramovic's "The Artist is Present" exhibit, which features live nude models, have been kicked out of the Museum of Modern Art for groping. And some models are creeped out: "It can be a little sketchy." [NYP]