This is a big story about a small moment, but it comes with a big price tag, and a small question about that big story. When Las Vegas casino mogul Steve Wynn poked his elbow through Picasso's "Le R ve," he accidentally scotched a $139 million deal he'd just clinched to sell the painting to hedge funder Steven Cohen. Wynn, who has little to no peripheral vision due to an eye condition called retinitis pigmentosa, was gesturing while explaining the painting's history to his guests. After living through the bizarre experience, Wynn asked his guests not to tell anyone about the accident until he had time to deal with it himself. However, ten days later, the news was leaked to the New York Post. Nora Ephron, who was one of those present, wrote about it for the Huffington Post, feeling she was liberated from the vow of silence after the New Yorker also wrote about the incident. So who broke the silence first? Ephron says, "It was very clear who had given Page Six the item, and it wasn't me." Would you cross a billionaire who laughs like the photo above? Suspects after the jump.

It's the oldest story in the art-dealing book, really: millionaire owns Picasso's "La Reve"; millionaire sells "La Reve" for record-breaking $139 million; millionaire invites friends for one last private viewing and, in his orgasmic enthusiasm over the subject's secret cranial phallus, rapes it with his wildly excited elbow. Author, screenwriter, and Huffington Post blogger Nora Ephron witnessed casino owner Steve Wynn's very surprising, and unfortunately somewhat hilarious, penetration of his favorite — and indeed, no longer completely his — painting, yet tragically resisted her baser instincts to document it.

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