In an internet full of movie trailer mashups, have we found one that truly shines? Elizabeth Berkley and Natalie Portman are both dancers just trying to make it. Maybe Black Swan just a classier Showgirls? NSFW Watch Inside.

This guy is so eager to show his penis on television, that he's standing in the freezing cold (it's Norway) literally jumping up and down, just for that chance. Funny how long it takes for security to arrive.

The picture at the center of Miley Cyrus' first nude picture scandal is very likely fake. It first emerged from the depths of the Internet message board 4chan, where horny sleuths created this elaborate diagram to prove its authenticity.

Would it really be like "opposite land" or is it happening as you read this? NSFW

This segment from yesterday's Attack of the Show! aired on television, so it's technically SFW, but it features snippets from the sort of ridiculous youtube fetish videos you don't ever want to catch your roommate watching clandestinely. [NSFW]

Sure, she got famous by releasing a sex tape, but it took these photos from the new issue of W to remind us there is nothing more beautiful in the world than Kim Kardashian's naked posterior. The NSFW pics inside.

Mickey Mantle has joined the Brett Favre athlete dick pic bandwagon, if a strange website called HotPrisonPals.com is believable—which, of course, it isn't. But Page Six ran an item about Mickey's "big slugger" anyway, so let's evaluate. (NSFW)

Like a nude Hitchcock, Jonathan Ames made a brief appearance in last night's Bored to Death. He may not have a lot to show off, but for a streaker on cable television his manners are impeccable. [NSFW]

Their breakup may have finalized last weeks episode, but this week Ray (Zach Galifianakis) and Leah (Heather Burns) had been broken up for "three weeks." Ray shows up at his ex's place, but Leah's doorbell is broken, and as Ray has a mixed CD and a comic book to deliver he makes use of his still working key. What Ray finds is his own creator in post coital shock.

The NSFW teaser for Uwe Boll's newest film has hit YouTube and received attention for not only being horrifically graphic, but also for being a departure for Boll, who normally pulls his material from video games.

[MTV's mascot for classlessness, Snooki, shows multiple private parts while wearing a trucker hat, gym socks under flip-flops, and clashing logos. How many crimes against fashion can you spot? NSFW image for those who dare, after jump.]

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Coming straight out of the kitchen, the Buckwheat Groats spit fire in their debut rap video: Dinner Table Game. [NSFW]

There is something uniquely awkward about juxtaposing soft, naked bodies with big, brittle '80s hair. How did '80s people get it on without giggling? Never has this incongruity been more apparent than in newly-released photos of staged Bon Jovi orgies.

Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness the end of Mel Gibson's career: The recording of Gibson telling his ex-girlfriend she resembles a "fucking pig in heat" and would be "raped by a pack of niggers" has emerged online.

On his way to an appearance on a grilled cheese sandwich, Jesus took a wrong turn and found himself in a Portuguese brothel. What would Jesus do? Here's Portuguese Playboy to answer this urgent question with NSFW photos.

Our smutty sister site Fleshbot has the first still images from Danielle's forthcoming sex tape. Warning: These images will be seared in your mind, forever, in a way no amount of Bravo reruns will ever counteract. [Fleshbot]

Debrahlee Lorenzana—the banker who says Citibank fired her for being too hot—made a documentary (infomercial?) about getting a second boob job at age 26: "I want to look like a Playboy playmate." Her goal: marrying rich. Updated.

Brazil, home to the world's most celebrated butts, has invented a new dance move. It's called the Surra de Bunda ("ass licking") and it involves hooking your feet over a man's shoulders and sledgehammer slamming your butt into his face.

Fleshbot's Summer TV Guide: Sexy TV To Watch Without Your Pants [Fleshbot - NSFW]

[At the Cannes Film Festival, Paris Hilton contributes to America's robust cultural exchange with France. Image via Bauer-Griffin. NSFW image—for those with steel stomachs—inside.]