I can’t find a picture of Paul Moran that I’m within my rights to post on this blog, so I’m going to tell you two things about him, and you’re going to imagine what he looks like. First, he was arrested recently for going fully nude at a place called “mushroom beach.” Second, when asked about it by a reporter, he answered, “I can’t let anyone kill my vibe.”

Swedish police were forced to take to a rowboat recently in a low-speed chase to catch a naked man in handcuffs who had fled arrest for suspicion of sexual assault.