New Year's Eve: if it's not impossible to find something fun to do, it always feels like something more fun is going on somewhere else. Like — to pick a name out of thin air here — the Applebee's in Times Square, where you can attend a NYE bash this year for the low, low price of... $375!

Welcome to The 12 Days of Thatz Not Okay, a special holiday edition of a regular column in which I school inquiring readers on what is and is not okay. Check back tomorrow for our next seasonal installment. As always, please send your questions (max: 200 words) to caity.weaver@gawker.com with the subject "Thatz Not Okay."

Fireworks: By now you've seen them all.

Yesterday, Ted Williams—a golden-voiced homeless man in Columbus, Ohio—became an instant viral sensation. Today, he was already on his way to stardom. Now, we've got a just-unearthed NYE 2008 promo that Williams voiced for a friend. Watch inside.