Ted Cruz Desecrates Classic Movie Scene By Calling Hoop a "Basketball Ring"
[There was a video here]
While stumping in Indiana tonight, Ted Cruz attempted to recreate a classic scene from Hoosiers in the very same gym in which part of the movie (thought not this particular scene) was filmed. In the process, Ted Cruz managed to both alienate humans everywhere and ruin a beloved, classic film. In other words, just another Tuesday night for Ted Cruz.
Here’s what Ted was trying to do.
The uncomfortably silent, forced clip up top is what happened instead.
Ted Cruz may have lost every state tonight, but don’t say he never accomplished anything. Because just when you thought Hoosiers couldn’t be ruined, here comes Ted Cruz.