According to the AP, Ted Cruz will announce today that he has selected Carly Fiorina as his running mate. Whatever—it wasn’t like he could lose any more.

It’s already mathematically impossible for Cruz—who lost every state last night—to clinch the ballot. Now it’s emotionally impossible too: Who wants to vote for Carly Fiorina? The answer is literally no one—despite her best efforts, she has never held political office.

Oh well. Godspeed.