The Internet is going nuts today for some lost-and-found footage from a very-little-known South Indian softcore porn film.

Shockingly, however, the scene contains no nudity whatsoever — just some good old-fashioned terrible softcore porn dialog.

Except that in the world of terrible softcore porn dialog, this exchange stands alone in its bloody awfulness.

Which, of course, means it's absolutely amazing. Bloody.

[H/T: Reddit]