Conan's Breaking Badapalooza took place last night, and it was as methamphantastic as advertised.

From the Emmy-worthy cold open, to the Low Winter Sun jab at the end, the evening was a rollercoaster of Mexican drug ballads and blue meth giveaways.

But by far the highlight of the night was when Bryan Cranston brought out his favorite fan letter of all time: An erotic fantasy involving himself, Aaron Paul, and a female fan who has yet to be diagnosed with any psychotic disorders.

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[videos via Team Coco]