Today in the Paper of Record: a slideshow of fit, shirtless men. "Clickity click click click click." -Adolph S. Ochs.

The accompanying Guy Trebay story (sample sentence: "We are referring here to a curious trend among men in the city to go walking about without shirts.") is too vapid to be discussed at length. The New York Times should leave the gratuitous, imbecilic linkbait discussions of common fashion trends to the pros.

[NYT. Photo: Shutterstock]