This dog’s name is “Spanky,” allegedly, but if you told me his name was “Sleepy” I’d have no choice but to believe you. And then I’d have no choice but to ask, “But—shouldn’t his name be ‘Dumb Sleepy’ or ‘Sleepy Idiot’ or, I don’t know, something like ‘Falls Over from Sleepiness ‘Cause of No Brain’?”

And you’d say, “No, just ‘Sleepy’.” And I’d have to concede because you know him better than I do, ultimately.

h/t Tastefully Offensive. Contact the author at kelly.conaboy@gawker.com.